I have gotten about 62 emails in the last few days asking why I haven’t been blogging. Well, actually, I mightbe exaggerating just a little. By about 62. Nonetheless, I’m sure all my good readers are wondering where I’ve been. I have 2 words for you all: Comcast sucks. I have been battling with them [...]
Archive for June, 2008
It’s so nice to be missed.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged bush, clinton, comcast sucks, global warming, government tracking, microchip, missouri legislature, superfluous apostrophe on June 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Assless Chaps and Inappropriate Gifts.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged aluminum foil, birthday party, chaps, gift, Humor, rabid animals, Random, squirrel, superfly, US government, Wal-Mart on June 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I am not making this up. Not that anyone would ever accuse me of making up something this stupid, but I feel an overwhelming urge to clarify that.
We got invited to a 3rd birthday party for our friends’ kid. Well, actually, we didn’t get invited; our 9 month old daughter got invited so we are [...]
To Be Funny Like Johnny Virgil.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged funny signs, Humor, Lee's Summit Missouri, misspelled signs, Pleasant Hill Missouri, Pleasant Lea Junior High, Pleasant Lea Middle School, Random, Springfield Missouri, STD flea market on June 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I wish I were as funny as Johnny Virgil on 15 Minute Lunch (I’m a computer dumbass and can’t figure out how to post a link – so here is the url: http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com). I wish I was cool enough to come up with a pseudonum like Johnny Virgil.
The things that people google to get to [...]
Altered CD Notebook or Journal.
Posted in Craft Projects, tagged Altered CD, Bazzill, Crafts, Crop-A-Dile, Handmade Journal, Handmade Notebook, Heidi Swapp, Making Memories, Mod Podge, Paper Crafts, Scrapbooking on June 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Well, you surely know by now that I have a real thing for altering items – particularly this huge pile of CDs that I get in my junk mail!
Here’s my version of an altered CD notebook that you can use to write down notes and random quotes that you’d like to remember for whatever reason [...]
Taking Chicken Little to New Heights.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged billboard, chicken, egg, egg mcmuffin, help from the sky, Homeland Security, Humor, Random, Spanish, terrorism, wings on June 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
One day, on my way to work, I drove by a new billboard. After I passed it, I thought to myself, “Self, was that an old man wearing wings?” So the next day, I paid closer attention. That day, I asked myself, “Mary [I like to shake it up sometimes], is that an advertisement for [...]
6 Pounds of Bologna and 28 Glue Sticks.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged bologna, casket, cd muckosky, costco, egg beaters, glue sticks, he laundry detergent, Humor, hungry girl, lisa bearnson, Random, ribbon, scissors on June 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I admit it, I love Costco. From the moment I take the adult sized cart that is actually tall enough for me to push without looking like a hunchback on dope to the moment I proudly show my receipt to the lady at the exit to prove I’m not stealing anything, I walk around on a [...]
Wanted: A Good Woman or a Mediocre Calculator.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged carbeurator, Colorado, craigs list, flamingoes, Humor, pink, rabies, Random, weed whacker, yard art on June 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know if any of you ever go on www.craigslist.com to kill time, but I’ve been known to. There’s a section called “Best of Craig’s List” that is totally fabulous. This has to be my all time favorite Craig’s List listing though.
PINK PLASTIC LAWN FLAMINGOS
Date: 2008-04-17, 2:31PM MDT
three pink plastic lawn flamingos, the momma, [...]
What the US Government Doesn’t Want You to Know.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged Afghanistan, Airman, Censorship, Farenheit 451, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Seaman, Soldier, US Air Force on June 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It’s the electronic edition of Farenheit 451. Our own United States Air Force has blocked access to my blog from their airmen in Afghanistan. How do I know this? My friend, The Chief, has been deployed over there and she told me that she cannot access my blog. Why would the USAF block access to [...]
