I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s because I’ve had a super-shitty day. Or perhaps I just have too much time on my hands to sit and stew on these things. Or maybe, heaven forbid, my husband is right and there is just nothing left to kill off the stupid people in this world so they [...]
Archive for September, 2008
People are annoying me.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged cell phones in public, not-funny humor, Random, rant on September 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Stupid organic pop-tarts and meat galore!
Posted in Food, Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged Humor, meat galore, Random on September 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On my last trip to Costco, I bought a case of organic toaster pastries (pop-tarts, for those of us in the know). Why, you ask, would I buy such a thing? It is because I have decided to become more socially aware.
Just kidding. Got you though, didn’t I?
The real reason is that they were on [...]
Random Stuff and Such.
Posted in Craft Projects, Food, Funny, Funny Posts, tagged gift wrapping, Humor, Random, spider web on September 22, 2008 | 6 Comments »
I love being a redneck. For instance, if you are a redneck, it is perfectly acceptable to use the phrase “stuff ‘n such.” So it’s cool.
Anyway, I went out on my front deck this evening to stain my deck and came upon the coolest thing ever! Our neighborhood has some sort of gnat infestation. My [...]
Vintage Thingies Thursday – My Fridge
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Vintage Stuff, tagged baby blanket, Random, vintage, vintage thingies thursday on September 18, 2008 | 14 Comments »
For this week’s Vintage Thingies Thursday, I am bringing you none other than … my fridge!
Okay, not the whole fridge because that would be insane, just a tortilla, a jar of jalapeno slices (which I had to pry off the shelf with a screw driver to stage the picture), a box of baking soda of [...]
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged Humor, Random on September 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I am shamelessly going to steal Johnny Virgil’s idea. (Well, maybe not shamelessly so much as shamefully because I really am ashamed of myself for doing this. Especially since Johnny is so much funnier than I will ever be.) If you want to read a funnier version of this, you should really check out his [...]
Idiot Prosecutor Endorses Escort Fiasco!
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged Humor, Random, Springfield Missouri on September 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Remain calm! Please, everyone, remain calm. It will do you no good to panic. I do not want to create mass chaos and anarchy, but I must bring this to your attention. It’s for your own good. No one, not even the upper echelons of government workers in the prosecutor’s office, is immune to this hostile takeover of honkies. [...]
Vintage Thingies Thursdays – Shelby’s 1st Birthday.
Posted in Craft Projects, Vintage Stuff, tagged 1st Birthday, Crafts, Little Golden Books, party decorations, Random, Vintage Thingies Thursdays on September 11, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Don’t you like how I end all my post titles with a period? There’s just something about periods; they are a much better punctuation mark than, say, a superfluous apostrophe. I think it really adds a touch of class to my blog!
Anyway, for this Thursday’s Vintage Thingie, I’m presenting … my daughter! Sort of. Actually, [...]
Very important and deep thoughts. Very deep. Very thoughtful.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged Cadbury Eggs, Humor, Peeps, Random on September 6, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I was at Walgreen’s on Friday afternoon to get some contact lens solution because they had it on sale and I had a $2.00 coupon. That never happens to me. You know all those jingo moms who insist that they check the store ads and use coupons and get double coupons so they get $482 [...]
Important Discoveries in Physics.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged Humor, Random on September 3, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I believe that I have happened upon a law of nature that Sir Isaac Newton seems to have overlooked. I call it Newton’s 4th Law. And it’s the best law ever! Newton’s 4th Law will forever get you out of housework. The basic premise is that the mess in your home has to eventually reach [...]
