I was sitting here thinking about how I’m so funny and all and I make my kid laugh when I tell her my funny funny jokes … See, here’s proof that I’m funny …
So anyway, as I was saying, I was sitting here thinking I should title this post, “Mary: Totally Hilarious,” when I suddenly [...]
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My opponent voted against giving cute puppy dogs to a good home. He voted against letting underprivileged children get new text books and against allowing white children to go to public school. He voted against ambulance rides for the elderly. All this while simultaneously raising his own salary and murdering innocent hamsters for fun! Not to [...]
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I know that all my readers hang on to my every word and remember everything I write. Therefore, I know that every one of you all will remember about me helping my mother organize her office last summer. I came across some very interesting books in that little closet of hers. There were two that [...]
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I’m sorry I haven’t written anything in a few days. I know how the world looks forward to the brightness I bring to the lives of everyone I touch with my blog. But, you see, I have been very busy writing letters to Canada telling them that they suck. (Is that a hate crime, by [...]
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What’s that you say? It’s not Thursday? I know it’s not Thursday, you goof! But, as you all well know, I am nothing if not an over-achiever! Or a medium-achiever. Okay, a so-so-achiever. But, if I don’t post on Wednesday night, then I don’t get it up until Thursday night and that’s just not cool. [...]
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My husband, Meat Galore, has always firmly believed that every red-blooded American should be arrested and go to jail at least once in his or her life. I totally disagree with him and always have. To that end, I have never been arrested. Until today.
It all started on a dark and rainy afternoon (today) when I went to Martin’s [...]
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When I was a kid, our family took a yearly vacation to Estes Park, Colorado every June. Those are some of my best memories. Oh sure, it wasn’t all sunshine and lollipops. There was the time my dad backed the car into a huge 10 foot diameter tree. Or the time my youngest sister didn’t [...]
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Don’t you just adore my non-superfluous use of an exclamation point in my title? Say yes!
I’m all about finding useful uses for my thrift store finds. At least that’s what I tell Meat Galore when he asks me how much more crap I’m going to be bringing home. I found these vintage records at our [...]
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