Imagine it’s a beautiful spring morning. You awaken in your crisp clean sheets, stretch, and rise to start your day. You walk down the hall to your bathroom, turn on the shower, step in, and let the warm water wash over you. It revives you, it invigorates you. Ahhh. Now you reach for your razor to get yourself some super-smooth shaved legs …
WHAT THE HECK?!?!
Your razor handle smells like plain old plastic! Oh, the humanity! It’s a travesty of bathing! A disaster like this could nearly ruin your day!
But, you know me, I never illuminate a problem without offering you a viable solution. So here it is.
The wonderful people at Bic now bring you an all new product. A razor with citrus scented handles. Ahhh. Heaven has indeed arrived on earth. Now all American women can shower without the horror of using a razor with no scent.
That’s funny! I haven’t seen this product yet! I can’t believe how they keep developing shaving products. I remember seeing a spoof once on SNL about a 6 blade razor (or something like that) when the first triple blade razors came out. But seriously, the market for razors must be pretty intense if the companies are constantly wanting to release new products for us to throw money at to defeat unwanted hair.
I want to see the commercials for this. I’m imagining the same scene as tampons – Mom and daughter driving along the ocean, Mom is schooling her daughter in the various ways of feeling fresh.
yay, now my razor can smell like my dish soap, floor cleaner and best of all….my nice clean TOILET!!
hmmmm….does it come in strawberry? I might consider that!
seriously funny stuff, yes
Smells like a winner.
[...] do we need 12,306,783 choices in razor? I buy the scented ones, as I’ve mentioned before (http://marybt.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/a-product-every-woman-must-have/) but even that has gotten ridiculous because now there are 20 hundred scents and how am I supposed [...]