My alert friend, Deanna, recently bought a new television antenna. (I keep telling her that she just needs to break down and get satellite so she can watch Corner Gas, but she never listens to me. However, if she had gotten a satellite, we wouldn’t have found this little gem – so it’s a mixed bag.)
At any rate, Deanna bought a new antenna and found these little warnings in the instructions.
In case you can’t see it clearly or you think you are hallucinating, let me just quote it for you. “WARNING: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse.
I have spent the last week and a half trying to come up with commentary equal to the task of these idiotic warnings, but I guess I’m just not that talented. Or else they are so stupid that any commentary would just be beating a dead horse…