Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged funny signs on June 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My alert friend Deanna (you’ll remember her from the now infamous “don’t eat tv antennas while pregnant” warning labels) sent me this picture. It’s a storage facility that she and her family saw on a recent trip to Arkansas.
I think it is the best name for a storage facility ever! And I was the one [...]
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged dumb warnings, Humor, Random on June 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
For real. You should not let your toddler drive. Especially, according to this packaging, if he or she is under the influence of cold/allergy medicine.
Here is the picture to prove that these warnings are, indeed, on a children’s medicine box.
I have no idea what those smudges are. I couldn’t get rid of them while I [...]
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged funny mommy story, Random on June 17, 2009 | 7 Comments »
I’m sure every mother has had to do the sprint of shame. You know the one – you are chasing after your child through the store hollering “Stop! Stop this instant! 1-2-3!” and your child is ignoring you while you get haughty glares from people with perfect children (or no children or no sense of [...]
Posted in Craft Failures, Funny, Funny Posts, tagged craft failure on June 11, 2009 | 3 Comments »
When I was in 4th or 5th grade, the girl across the street (whom I shall call SC because her name is recognizable and I haven’t seen her in years so I’m not sure if she’d appreciate being identified as a participant in this fiasco) and I decided we wanted to make perfume. Why? Well, [...]
Posted in Craft Projects, tagged altered candle, funny book, pom-poms, vintage nightgown pattern on June 7, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I know it will shock you all that I altered something. Okay, the really shocking part is that is was an altar candle. Our local Save-A-Lot has those saint altar candles for a dollar. I took the Our Lady of Guadalupe sticker off and replaced it thusly:
I hope Our Lady of Guadalupe doesn’t get mad [...]
Posted in Craft Projects, tagged craft project, silhouette on June 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Aren’t you impressed that I can spell “silhouette”? Admit it, you are.
I made this one the other night. I had a picture of Shelby in silhouette. I cut around her and then traced it onto white paper. Then I enlarged it 300% and attached it to the black paper and cut around it and attached [...]
Posted in Craft Projects, Funny, Funny Posts on June 4, 2009 | 6 Comments »
You might not know this about me, but my motto has always been, “Never miss a good testicle convention.” And it looks like I missed this one. What a disappointing day.
KMM (that’s “Karen, Mary’s Mom” for those of you not in the know) said that she had a ball. But she’s kind of a nut.
Okay, [...]
Posted in Vintage Stuff, tagged Missouri birds, vintage spoon and fork on June 3, 2009 | 25 Comments »
Happy Thursday slash Wednesday, Everyone! It’s time for Vintage Thingies Thursdays hosted by Colorado Lady at http://coloradolady.blogspot.com . (Nope. Still haven’t figured out the hotlink thing yet.)
Today I would like to share the spoon and fork that I picked up this winter at a thrift store. I paid a dollar for the set. I like [...]
Posted in Craft Failures, tagged craft failure, scrabble tile pendant on June 2, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Here is another of my craptabulous creations. In case you can’t tell, I was trying to make an altered Scrabble tile in order to make a pendant of it. Please do not expect this to be funny. There is nothing funny about failed decoupage and Diamond Glaze. Nothing at all.
My first attempt involved a picture [...]
