One of my favorite things to do is check out what people google to find my blog. Apparently, Google thinks I’m far more interesting than I actually am. So, without further ado, I bring you some of my recent favorite Google Searches That Bring You To Mary’s Blog!
Bacon Jello:
That’s just gross. Who the heck wants [...]
Archive for July, 2009
What Brings You Here?
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts on July 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
How About a Cake Wreck? And Some Scrumptious Cupcakes.
Posted in Food, tagged USA cake, USA cupcakes on July 30, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Here’s the cake I made for Independence Day. It didn’t turn out quite like I was hoping it would …
I guess it isn’t really a true cake wreck since I did manage to spell USA correctly. And I’m not a professional by any stretch of the imagination.
My cupcakes turned out much better. Don’t you just [...]
Excessive Usage.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged fix plumbing, funny note, note to self on July 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
For those of you who don’t know, I work for my dad. So I will probably get in trouble for posting this. However, that couldn’t possibly be nearly as awkward as having a Come-to-Jesus meeting about excessive plumbing usage.
I had to go get something out of my dad’s office and this was sitting on his [...]
Open Poem to Escalade Drivers.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged escalade drivers, bad driver poem on July 24, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Well maybe not all of them. But you know the type. After 2 Escalade related near death experiences in one day, I figured these special people deserved a poem of their own.
Hey you!
Lady with the baby!
Don’t you know?
Escalades have the right of way.
Hey you!
Old guy in the wheelchair!
You’re slowing me down!
Escalades have the right of [...]
Bacon Floss.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged bacon floss, great invention on July 22, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I’m pretty sure this is my new favorite invention ever.
Bacon Floss. That is so incredibly awesome that I don’t even feel the need to elaborate.
If you’d like to buy your favorite blogger (me, of course) some Bacon Floss, you can get it at www.perpetualkid.com. Hint hint. Thanks in advance!
Power Company – FAIL.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged power company fail on July 20, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Apparently, the power went out down at my folks’ lake house. So the local electric company went out to do what they do best – restore power. When the workmen dug up the junction box, they discovered something very interesting. The water shut off valve was in the same hole as the electric junction box. I [...]
Zebra.
Posted in Totally Random Stuff, tagged zebra photo on July 19, 2009 | 4 Comments »
I picked a photo for the art show at our county fair.
I was personally concerned about the subject matter, but everyone I asked thought it was the best of all the pictures I had to choose from. I guess the judges didn’t mind because I won 2nd place overall. And 20 bucks. Woohoo. The judge’s [...]
Altered Paint Chip Photo Album and Scrapbook.
Posted in Craft Projects, tagged Crafts, cheap crafts, altered paint chips, paint chip albums, mini albums, mini scrapbook on July 16, 2009 | 2 Comments »
A few years ago, I was looking to paint my house so I went and got some paint chips at Home Depot. They had these awesome Walt Disney paint chips. It was several months before I figured out what to do with them (oh yes, I picked them up because I knew I would be [...]
Tacky Tuesday – Moo Cow Creamer.
Posted in Tacky Tuesday, Vintage Stuff, tagged plastic cow creamer, tacky cow stuff, vintage cow stuff on July 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
As promised, I am bringing you a tacky find from the grandma estate sale last week. I didn’t pick up this creamer when I went to the sale. But when I told my mother about the sale, she had to go check it out and I asked her to pick up the creamer if no [...]
