Life On The Moon?

Is there life on the moon?  Who knows.  There’s no better way to find out than to bomb the hell out of them though.

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Wal-Mart needs some standardization.  I specifically went to Wal-Mart today instead of Target even though I would prefer Target because I needed a couple things that Target doesn’t carry.  I know the Wal-Mart I usually go to carries that stuff.  But I went to a different Wal-Mart and they didn’t have it.  Grrrr.

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Turn off your freaking after-market fog lights!  You look like a douchebag and you make me see spots.

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I almost hit a deer this morning.  When I say “almost”, I’m talking “within inches”.  Usually, I can see them.  But this one jumped out from a wooded area.  When I first saw him bound out, I thought it was a person running out into the road (it was dark) and I screamed and hit the brakes.  Then the stupid anti-lock brakes kicked in and I couldn’t get stopped – the wet road didn’t help matters either.  Luckily, that was one fast deer.  I think I might have grazed his hooves.  But that could have been my imagination.

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I felt like an idiot for screaming.  But I really thought it was a person!  You’d scream too if you were about to hit a person at 50 miles per hour.

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Barack Obama actually told the truth today.  When he said he didn’t deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.  He can take heart though, most the recent recipients don’t deserve it.

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Did you know you can get a wedding cake made out of Jello?  Google it.

This one is from www.elegantaffairscaterers.com.  Her Jello wedding cakes start at $550.