Yes, it’s true. Kotex thinks they are my new spiritual advisor. And it’s only fair, since they are the first place I turn to when I need to renew my focus for the holiday season.
I honestly have no idea how they got my email address or why they think I need advice from them about how to be merry. But I like the concern they show for “the bloat.”
Oh yeah, and please don’t tell me what a “makeunder” is. I’m sure I don’t want to know.

A makeunder, provided by Kotex. It all sounds so very sad.