I have been saving this picture since I took it at a local convenience store this past summer. I don’t know why. Maybe I was just waiting for the perfect time? Or the perfect punchline? I don’t know.
I do know one thing though. I’m pretty sure Mennonites don’t need gas for their horses. I’m also pretty sure they don’t drink. Okay that was 2 things. And I don’t really “know” them so much as I “suspect” them. I really don’t understand this sign at all.
Wait just a cotton picking minute. That’s not a Mennonite carriage. That’s a Conestoga wagon. Now it makes perfect sense! Oh wait. No it doesn’t.