As a paper-crafter, I have about 3,482 pounds of paper scraps. So I figured I could make some Christmas tags with those scraps and my trusty Sizzix. And some of them actually turned out pretty cute. But this … wow. I loved this paper and thought pink glitter polka dots would be so cute on [...]
Archive for the ‘Craft Failures’ Category
Craft Fail – Diseased Snowman Gift Tag
Posted in Craft Failures, tagged Christmas gift tag, craft fail on December 17, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Craft Fail – Best Little Birdie Bordello In The Midwest.
Posted in Craft Failures, tagged craft fail, dollar store craft, mod podge birdhouse on December 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »
What we have here is something that I would highly recommend that you not make as a Christmas gift. That is, unless you think you can do a better job than me. Which, given the enormity of this fail, is not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
I like to call it The Best Little [...]
Craft Fail – Martha’s Bath Balls
Posted in Craft Failures, tagged bath salts, craft fail on July 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
I found an awesome project on Martha Stewarts website. (http://www.marthastewart.com/article/natural-beauties-bath-snowballs) In case you don’t feel like following that link, here is what they were supposed to look like.
Here is what mine looked like.
However, I am ever the optimist; my friends call me Pollyanna. Okay. That wasn’t true. No one has ever called me Pollyanna and [...]
The Ultimate Craft Failure – Marigold Perfume.
Posted in Craft Failures, Funny, Funny Posts, tagged craft failure on June 11, 2009 | 3 Comments »
When I was in 4th or 5th grade, the girl across the street (whom I shall call SC because her name is recognizable and I haven’t seen her in years so I’m not sure if she’d appreciate being identified as a participant in this fiasco) and I decided we wanted to make perfume. Why? Well, [...]
Green Warty Baby.
Posted in Craft Failures, tagged craft failure, scrabble tile pendant on June 2, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Here is another of my craptabulous creations. In case you can’t tell, I was trying to make an altered Scrabble tile in order to make a pendant of it. Please do not expect this to be funny. There is nothing funny about failed decoupage and Diamond Glaze. Nothing at all.
My first attempt involved a picture [...]
Craptabulous Tuesday – Easter Eggs
Posted in Craft Failures, Funny, Funny Posts, tagged Easter egg, failed crafts on April 7, 2009 | 6 Comments »
It’s time for another Craptabulous Tuesday! This week I bring you … EASTER EGGS!!!! What’s that you say? It’s impossible to screw up Easter eggs? Alas. It’s not. Not even close to being impossible.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock far far away from all crafters and bloggers, then you have seen these silk tie [...]
CrapTABULOUS Tuesday
Posted in Craft Failures, Food, tagged crafts gone bad, Humor, Random on January 6, 2009 | 4 Comments »
I know this will surprise you all since I’m so crafty and Martha-y and all that; but sometimes my crafts just don’t turn out all that well. What we have here is a glittered nightmare.
It was supposed to be a Valentine’s Day garland. I do still kind of like the birds though, I wish I [...]
