Have you ever read the back of your lotion bottles? I highly recommend it. I mean it isn’t as entertaining as spying on my neighbors, but on a slow day (ie: when they are out of town), the lotion bottles can be very entertaining. I think there must be some huge pool of out-of-work Harlequin [...]
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Who writes this stuff?!
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged Random, who knows? on November 29, 2009 | 5 Comments »
The Family That Shaves Together … Is, Well, A Little Odd.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged funny ads on November 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I clipped this coupon last summer but I felt I should wait before posting it because I didn’t want anyone to copy it off my blog and print it and try to swindle Proctor and Gamble and then get me sued by Proctor and Gamble. Because I really don’t want to go to the clink [...]
The Nutcrackers Are Watching You.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged nutcrackers on October 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Apparently, there are thousands of people in this world who are scared of nutcrackers. It’s true. Google it sometime. Personally, nutcrackers never bothered me as much as the giant rats in the Nutcracker Ballet did. Until the other day that is.
My sister and I found these nutcrackers in Target. I’m sorry for the poor picture [...]
In Which I’m Not Haunted by Strange Ghosts in Arkansas.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged crescent hotel, funny ghost story, haunted hotel on October 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
My husband and I really enjoy visiting Arkansas. The people are so nice, the scenery is gorgeous, and the cost is reasonable. The summer of 2003 we took a trip down to Eureka Springs. At the hotel, I picked up several of those brochures that list activities for tourists to participate in. The one for [...]
From The Ridiculous Files.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged dumb conversations on October 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Do you ever have conversations where, at the end, you think, “Self, that conversation was so ridiculous that I can’t believe you wasted brain cells on it”? I had three of those today.
There are 3 banks in my town. All are small town banks and I like using small town banks. I do it on [...]
What to Expect When You Have a Toddler – The REAL Story.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts on October 18, 2009 | 3 Comments »
There’s just some nuggets of information missing from the What to Expect Series of books. What follows is my horrifying account of some of that information.
My husband and I learned early on that the only way this marriage thing was going to work for us was if we had separate bathrooms. That is because my [...]
Scaring Kids On Halloween.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, tagged baby Halloween costumes, creepy Halloween costumes on October 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
There is a camp of people who believe that the whole purpose of Halloween is to scare children. Well, I have found the scariest thing ever – sure to traumatize all the children in your life!
Mmmmmm…cannibalism.
(Is it just me or does that poor child look terrified?)
It goes against my better judgement to provide this link, [...]
Life On The Moon?
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged bomb the moon, hit a deer, jello wedding cake, random thoughts on October 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Is there life on the moon? Who knows. There’s no better way to find out than to bomb the hell out of them though.
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Wal-Mart needs some standardization. I specifically went to Wal-Mart today instead of Target even though I would prefer Target because I needed a couple things that Target doesn’t carry. I know the [...]
Helpful Tips For You!
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts on October 6, 2009 | 7 Comments »
I often find myself drawn to magazines whose covers advertise that they can help me “Save $5000 This Year” or “Organize Your Small Space” or “Go From Drab to Fab”! And time after time, I find myself shelling out the $4.99 only to get home and find such gems as follow here.
**Save $14,238 every year [...]
Random Stuff I Thought About Today.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged random thoughts on September 28, 2009 | 9 Comments »
You know how sometimes you get behind a truck driving down the road and there is a bottle of water or a can of coke on the bumper? How is it that the water or coke can ride on that bumper for hundreds of miles and never spill, but if I put a glass of [...]
