Are you looking for that last minute Christmas gift to terrify the children in your life? Then have I got the game for you! Well, I don’t, per se. But Target, Wal-Mart and/or Toys R Us probably do. DOCTOR DRILL ‘N FILL! Now your children can have hours of fun pretending to drill cavities out [...]
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How to Terrify Children This Christmas.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged don't buy me this, Dr. Drill 'N Fill, eek!, terrible Christmas gift, terrify children at Christmas on December 15, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Deep Mysteries of the Unknown. Mostly Toilets.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff on March 29, 2011 | 1 Comment »
I haven’t been feeling well – I’m trying to convince myself it’s allergies – so I stayed home from work today. I thought I would use this time to do some productive work. Namely, researching ideas for my next blog post. My extensive research usually involves Googling phrases such as “mystery toilet.” Why “mystery toilet”? [...]
In Which I Do Something Martha-ish In My Pantry.
Posted in Totally Random Stuff, tagged kitchen pantry redo, retro pantry, show and tell saturday on March 12, 2011 | 6 Comments »
I am about to show you the most personal and embarrassing thing I have ever shared online. Ever. That is what my pantry looked like yesterday (and for several years leading up to yesterday). I can’t believe I just posted that online. Ack! I did it again! You have all just seen my deepest and [...]
Meet Me at the Fair!
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged strange sign on January 10, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I have been saving this picture since I took it at a local convenience store this past summer. I don’t know why. Maybe I was just waiting for the perfect time? Or the perfect punchline? I don’t know. I do know one thing though. I’m pretty sure Mennonites don’t need gas for their horses. I’m also [...]
A Princess Party. Just Because It’s Monday.
Posted in Totally Random Stuff, tagged monday party, princess party on July 12, 2010 | 7 Comments »
Last night I had to go to Dollar General so I let my daughter pick out a mylar balloon. This morning, she said, “Close your eyes.” Then she put her hands over my eyes, took her hands away, said, “Happy Surprise Day!” And gave me the balloon. She did this several dozen times throughout the [...]
Privacy on Facebook?
Posted in Totally Random Stuff on June 9, 2010 | 4 Comments »
I rarely write about serious topics on this blog. Mostly because there are a lot of bloggers who can write about serious subjects much more effectively than I can. However, I have been noticing that there seems to be some sort of backlash against Facebook for violating the privacy of its users. And I’m confused [...]
Looking For a Good Read?
Posted in Totally Random Stuff, tagged Good books, suggested reading on December 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
With all the Christmas festivities winding down, I’m in the mood to curl up with a good book. So I thought I’d share the books I read in 2009 with my dear readers who might be looking for a good story. You’ll notice that I liked pretty much every book I list here. That’s because [...]
Life On The Moon?
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged bomb the moon, hit a deer, jello wedding cake, random thoughts on October 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Is there life on the moon? Who knows. There’s no better way to find out than to bomb the hell out of them though. ~~~~~ Wal-Mart needs some standardization. I specifically went to Wal-Mart today instead of Target even though I would prefer Target because I needed a couple things that Target doesn’t carry. I [...]
Random Stuff I Thought About Today.
Posted in Funny, Funny Posts, Totally Random Stuff, tagged random thoughts on September 28, 2009 | 9 Comments »
You know how sometimes you get behind a truck driving down the road and there is a bottle of water or a can of coke on the bumper? How is it that the water or coke can ride on that bumper for hundreds of miles and never spill, but if I put a glass of [...]
More Things In My Yard.
Posted in Totally Random Stuff, tagged huge moth, stuff in my yard on August 18, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I found this moth on my back deck this afternoon. To give you some size perspective, the post it is attached to is a 4×4. I would guess that this thing’s wingspan is a full 4″ or very close to it. Can you see in the 3rd picture how he has 2 sets of wings? [...]
