They think about the same things as most men do.
This is the best pick up line ever. Well, it is if you’re a candy corn.
I recently discovered iron-on transfers. So I googled Candy Corn Clipart and found this one. I transferred it onto my fabric and outlined it with a stem-stitch (that’s technical embroidery talk). For the pick up line, I just did it on my word processor, used an iron transfer pencil to get it on my fabric, and embroidered it too. The face is free-hand (which exhibits the extent of my drawing abilities).
In case you’ve been living under a blog-free rock, that is a pumpkin painted with chalkboard paint. More on that later this week.