My husband, kid, and I went to Texas this weekend for my cousin’s graduation party. We found a few funny signs, but Oklahoma and Texas don’t offer nearly the selection of funny signs that Arkansas does! Nonetheless, here’s what we found.
Apparently, God is a redneck. His house is on a gravel road, made of metal, and has a shed out back. He also drives a Pontiac. Which is interesting because I always pictured Him as more of a walker. I wonder what he keeps in the shed.
At first I thought it was really odd to advertise that one could save thousands on cremation. But I guess if you are going to skimp in life, that’s the place to do it. I’m sure a pile of kindling and a match can do just as well as whatever the more expensive places use. I can’t help but wonder though, if Muskogee Cremation Services somehow utilizes the propane tank in the background. Cheap cremation is really the way to go if you want to leave your children a nice inheritance. If, however, you are a bad parent and want to spend it all before you die, then you should probably take a trip down to your more hoity toity funeral home.
I don’t know if you can see this one, it was getting dark and we were going the other direction – although in this part of Oklahoma, no one but the big giant mutant birds would notice if you did a u-turn in the middle of the highway. The 2 towns that are next to each other are Coalgate and Ada. It’s okay if you don’t laugh. My husband didn’t think it was funny either. But I laughed and this is my blog, so I’m sharing.
While my husband didn’t crack a smile about Coalgate and Ada, he did laugh hysterically about the name of this road in Texas. We drove down it, but never did find Bubba H.
There is nothing funny about the next picture, but it was such a cool smoker/grill that I have convinced my husband he needs to build me one. We found this at a mini storage office near Atoka, Oklahoma. It’s a grill, but also has a place to build a fire so that you can use it as a smoker. We stopped because we thought it was a cool mailbox, but when we got out to look, we realized what it was and totally fell in love. We are such hillbillies that we just had to put the kid on the giant pistol grill and get her picture! My husband is working on collecting the metal to build it as we speak.
So that’s about it for the funny stuff we saw in Oklahoma and Texas. Maybe we’ll get down to Arkansas this summer and get some funnier stuff.