I’m sorry I haven’t written anything in a few days. I know how the world looks forward to the brightness I bring to the lives of everyone I touch with my blog. But, you see, I have been very busy writing letters to Canada telling them that they suck. (Is that a hate crime, by the way? Do they have a first amendment in Canada?) At any rate, I am very put out with Canada. They finally produce one good thing called Corner Gas and then, just as I’m getting addicted to it, they snatch it away like crack from a street-walker. It just isn’t right.
I’ve also been thinking about all the things I know. To be honest, that didn’t take a full eleven days, but I did think during the eleven days I was gone. One thing I know is that Canada isn’t the only thing that sucks. Biting gnats suck. They bite too. Our neighborhood seems to have a gnat infestation; there are swarms of them. If you don’t believe me, you should refer to my post with the spider web picture. Anyway, the suckers, bite. Does anyone know how to get rid of swarms of gnats?
Did you know that Scrapper’s Solution will take pine sap off a baby’s fingers? I learned that a few months ago but forgot to pass that tidbit of information on.
I wanted to be like the cool bloggers and post pictures of my fall leaf projects, home made chili, apple picking jaunt, and the pumpkin patch. But my leaves haven’t changed yet, my homemade chili picture just looked like a big red blob (although it did taste good), I didn’t make it apple picking, and my camera batteries died at the pumpkin patch. I guess I’m not what you’d call a Jingo Blogger.
I did catch a couple pictures of Shelby before the batteries died. She picked out 2 miniature white pumpkins and we got her 2 pie pumpkins to carry around. She does enjoy that.
My alert friend Karena sent me this sign she spotted somewhere in Louisiana. I try not to make this blog political because everybody with a keyboard thinks they are a political analyst, but I’m tired of this spend, spend, spend the taxpayers’ money crap. Now Bernanke is talking about another stimulus package. I’m all for getting some of my money back, but they already spent my money on stupid crap. So where is this money for the new stimulus package going to come from? I’m sure they’ll just raise my taxes to pay for it.
I have to go scan some book pages into my computer so I can blog about something funny like you expect from me and so that one guy will keep praying for my soul.