As a recognized expert in decorating, crafting, cooking, blogging, and entertaining, I am often asked, “Self Mary, what is the one item no household should be without?” I think the people who ask me that are expecting me to answer with something nominally important such as “a good bundt pan” or “an operable firearm” or even “lime scented razors”. But, the fact is, those are only luxury items. The one item every household must have is …
That’s right. Squirrel Underpants. I have purchased a pair for all my squirrels. I don’t want my little Shelby exposed to nekkid squirrels! That would be ludicrous!
You can buy these modern wonders at http://www.squirrelunderpants.com.
This has been a public service message because I feel it is my sacred duty as a blogger to help the general public with all their nekkid rodent related problems.
YOU’RE VERY WELCOME! IT’S MY PLEASURE!