Occasionally I worry that I will run out of things to blog about. Then I do something like visit Dollar General and all my fears are laid to rest. That’s where I found this hollow chocolate Easter bunny … Hollow … as if to symbolize the fact that he doesn’t appear to have a soul and wants to steal yours …
I love how it looks as though his eyes are falling out of their sockets. Nice. And, no, those aren’t breasts. Those are his demonic little paws. (Oh, don’t act like you didn’t think they looked like breasts.)
What’s the deal with the scary Easter Bunny candy this year? I think it’s a conspiracy by the American Psychiatrists’ Association. In 15 or 20 years, they will have all the work they can handle just from dealing with people who, as children, were traumatized by Easter candy with psycho eyes.
Just so you know, when I got done photographing this demonic Easter bunny, I bit off one of his ears and put the rest of him on my neighbor’s patio table. That’s right, the neighbor who brings his dog over to poop in my yard. Bwahahahahaha. [Rubs hands deviously.]