I stopped by a church garage sale on my way home from work today and picked these up for Shelby Shelb because I figured she’d like soap crayons. Plus, she can eat the bath oil balls.
Each set was only a quarter and they were brand new. Supposedly, they are aromatherapy-esque. (They originally came from Wal-Mart and were made in China so I kind of doubt any real granola chewers would buy them.) They smelled good and I was pleased with my purchase. Until I got to the front to pay and noticed something on the red set. Let’s see if my faithful readers can spot it …
Do you see it?
The theme of the red one is “Romance”!!! Oh my gosh, I am cracking up! Can you imagine that pick up line? “Hey, Baby. What say we get in my tub and color each other red?” What dork came up with that one? “I’ll color yours if you color mine, Baby.”
Excuse me while I go crack up some more. And give Shelby the Green “Refreshing” set. I’m saving the red ones for Meat Galore.