Despite my occasional brushes with law-enforcement (generally related to either my lead foot or my crazy ass neighbor), I am not much of a criminal.
I know that is hard for you to believe. But I have proof.
This is a bit of graffiti that has been on the fence at our office for close to a year.
Last Friday it dawned on me that it is indeed not directional signage to the Alpha Tau Epsilon Fraternity. So I was telling a co-worker how I felt like such a moron that I did not get that it actually says,
“Ate Up,” for a year. He gave me a funny look and said, “Oh. I just thought the cable guy put it there to mark the cable.” Sadly, I felt much better about my graffiti interpreting skills after that remark.