There is a camp of people who believe that the whole purpose of Halloween is to scare children. Well, I have found the scariest thing ever – sure to traumatize all the children in your life!
(Is it just me or does that poor child look terrified?)
It goes against my better judgement to provide this link, but here it is: http://www.marthastewart.com/article/roast-turkey-costume?xsc=eml_crd_2009_10_13
Please don’t make this. Please.