I clipped this coupon last summer but I felt I should wait before posting it because I didn’t want anyone to copy it off my blog and print it and try to swindle Proctor and Gamble and then get me sued by Proctor and Gamble. Because I really don’t want to go to the clink again.
I just have one question. What the heck is a “Family Systems Razor”? And why do you need a system for your razor? Okay, that was 2 questions. Please tell me everyone in the family isn’t supposed to share a razor. I refuse to shave my legs with the same implement that Meat Galore uses to get melted cheese out of his mustache. And I’m pretty sure Meat Galore would refuse to remove the cheese from his mustache with a razor that comes in a pink package.
On a related note, have you been down the freaking razor aisle lately?! Seriously, do we need 12,306,783 choices in razor? I buy the scented ones, as I’ve mentioned before (https://marybt.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/a-product-every-woman-must-have/) but even that has gotten ridiculous because now there are 20 hundred scents and how am I supposed to know if I want to smell like Fruity Cabana Mango or Banana Monkey Sock?
Have you ever tried to make that decision with a 2 year old grabbing all the lipstick she can reach and screaming “MINE!” while running down the aisle like a maniac hopped up on Red Bull and crack? Have you?!