Seriously. What genius thought that anyone would like to simulate the effects of an STD just for fun?
Can you imagine? “Oh, Baby. Either you are really good at this, or you’re giving me herpes. Either way, keep doing it.”
Gives new meaning to “A Hunk of Burning Love.” I apologize, I just can’t stop. But you have to admit, these things are like a petri dish for burning crotch jokes.
Somewhere in the world, some misguided man is trying to woo his lady with Johnny Cash and a box of Fire and Ice condoms, “…I fell in to a burning ring of fire…”
Okay, that’s all. I promise.