Somehow, I have become the go-to expert on how normal 13 year old boys should act. I know this because the Google search term “how should a normal 13 year old boy act” brings roughly 5 people a week to my blog.
I’ve never actually been a 13 year old boy, and I don’t actually have a 13 year old son, but I shall attempt to live up to my reputation as an expert on the matter.
Extensive research (involving Google searches of “how should a normal 13 year old boy act”) indicate that a normal 13 year old boy should fart a lot. Also, do goofy things like stick pencils up his nose.
They generally do not like to bathe. However, if you notice a 13 year old boy taking long showers, it is advisable not to intrude.
I can tell you from my vast experience in health care (consisting of doing all I could to avoid taking Biology in high school) that they eat a lot. A lot a lot. That is because they are “growing” (to use the technical term for it).
Well, there you have it. All I know about 13 year old boys. I hope that helps.
And don’t forget to tune in next time when I explain all about “bacon Jello.” Until then, I will be conducting further extensive research on bacon Jello – because that is what the people want.