You know how sometimes you get behind a truck driving down the road and there is a bottle of water or a can of coke on the bumper? How is it that the water or coke can ride on that bumper for hundreds of miles and never spill, but if I put a glass of water on my flat and non-moving table, it gets spilled within 4 minutes?
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I think an Environmental Impact Study is required on all new construction jobs. I did one and determined that, if there were a river full of nothing but endangered species, I could build a high rise on either side of that river, connect them with an 8 lane concrete bridge and still have less impact on the environment than my husband does when he makes a box of macaroni and cheese.
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I think my daughter’s head must be heavier than the whole rest of her body combined. It doesn’t matter where she falls, how she falls, or how high up she falls from, her head always hits first.
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I had to grate my own cheese for dinner tonight because we were out of pre-grated cheese. What did people do before you could buy your cheese already grated? That was some seriously hard work. I mean it wasn’t like giving birth or anything, but still, my arm is tired.
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I remember when we first got cable back in the 80’s. The remote was connected to the box by a cord. How come they don’t do that anymore? Do you know how much time I’d save if I didn’t have to look for the remote every single time I wanted to watch television?
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My husband found a bottle of vinegar with hot peppers in it in his grandma’s basement and brought it home. I haven’t tried them because they are dated “10-14-98” and I have an irrational fear of botulism. He keeps commenting that the peppers taste funny.
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I took my daughter to the Louisburg Cider Mill and Pumpkin Patch today. Do you know what that means to you? It means you get to see some pictures! Yay! I have not doctored any of these. I really do look that awesome! I’m getting pretty good at self-portraiture, if I may say so myself. I really like how it looks like the background of the pumpkin is black and white. “Hard Shadows” are my dad’s pet peeve in photography – but I think sometimes they make for a more dramatic picture. These aren’t award winning pictures or anything, but I like them.