You know me. I’m always ready to lend a helping hand. That’s why I would like to take this opportunity to tell you how to effectively market your real estate listing.
What better way to teach you than by illustrating with pictures? (Okay, there’s a lot of better ways, but you say to-may-toe, I say hush.)
Exhibit A comes from the lovely Lake of the Ozarks area. Thank you to alert reader My Dad for sending the picture in.
There’s no need to hire a realtor with his thousand dollar words like “picturesque,” “financially attainable,” or “charming” when “steep and cheap” says it all!
Exhibit B comes from the building across from my office. That looks normal enough. But wait! What is that?! Why, I declare, I believe it’s another super-effective marketing strategy staring me in the face!
I know you can’t read that sign, so I was nice enough to get a close up for you.
I have to admit, the sign was much more inspirational before I got my new contacts and I thought “TRAINS” would be a good potential use for the building. Traing just doesn’t seem nearly as exciting.
And, THAT, is how to successfully advertise your real estate.
Our house has been on the market for a year but now, now I fear no more! I’m going to try one of these tactics and dedicate a post to you when it sells. Thanks for the giggles. Trains would be so much cooler.
Great, now all I need is some real estate.